14.4.08

chistes

luego de una profunda reflexión crepuscular con el misterioso guitarrista marcial lobato, hemos llegado a la conclusión de que en estos tiempos la gente no cuenta chistes. las conocidas categorías de chistes de pepito, obras de tres actos, qué le dijo A a B, monjas, xenofobias y megalomanías nacionalistas, drogadictos, toc toc quién es, etc., han sido guardados en los baúles más recónditos de la memoria colectiva y la tradición oral. entonces, como proyecto de recuperación cultural y para que vuelvan a haber comments en este bló, si te sabes uno, cuéntamelo. plis.

27 comentarios:

Mara Pastor dijo...

aqui quien se puede botar es xavi. yo no recuerdo ni uno. jaja, es verdad, perdimos los chistes y los albumes de foto porque ya nadie imprime, estamos autodesvaneciendonos! por eso hay que memorizar poemas! estoy a solo 30 pags de mexico! siii!!

Lorena Illoldi dijo...

mmmm
pues acá los seguimos contando y me se un montón...

Te cuento un chiste breve.

Bueno, ¿verdad?

federotti dijo...
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niki llega a una farmacia y le pregunta al vendedor: -¿hay ampolletas?
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Lauri García Dueñas dijo...

yo me sé uno muy bueno de un ex presidente salvadoreño que fue a un acuario y se le quedó viendo a un delfín y en vez de hipnotizar él al delfín, el delfín lo hipnotizó a él y el final del chiste es él haciendo la boca como de pescado, y es muy gracioso pero tendría que dramatizártelo. En El Salvador, pueblo perdido del Pacífico, todavía se cuentan muchos chistes, mi hermano se sabe un montón. Un beso, colega.

Diego A. R. dijo...

Iba, solitaria, caperucita roja caminando por el bosque. Cayó la noche. Caperucita murió aplastada.

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